What does Jason need?

I've been reading a few blogs lately that have a little fun using Google search engine. What you do is put in your name and then the word "needs". So for my name I put in "Lynnea needs". The results were pitiful. My name is way too obscure. So I thought I would use my husband's (and J.J.'s "official") name. The results were hilarious......if you know my hubby you'll really laugh!! We also tried it with a few of my daughters' names. It's fun!!

Here are the results (in order) when we used: JASON NEEDS.......

Jason needs a Pismo. --- I have no idea what a Pismo is!! But it looks like a MacIntosh product...no thank-you!!

Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat.--- I really want to comment on this....but I won't. I will just say we really, really, really laughed at this one!!!

Jason needs to SHUT UP!!!----Again.....I want to be kind to my hubby, so "no comment"......but just too funny!!!

Jason needs to put on his shirt, overalls, shoes, and socks. ----I really don't think hubby owns a pair of overalls. But the rest he surely needs to put on!!

Jason needs Elizabeth beside him.----WHAT?? I asked him who Elizabeth was, and why in the world does he need HER beside him. NO RESPONSE!!

Jason needs a good slapping.----We were busting a gut by this time.

Jason needs to stop making her think he likes her if it's clear he doesn't.---Yes, he does.....don't string her along Jason....does this have anything to do with the Elizabeth chick?

Jason needs a ring.----No, not really....he doesn't like jewelry much.

Jason needs your micro-cash.---If that means just a little more money....then yes, he could use that.

Jason needs a helmet.----Yes, I agree with this whole heartedly. He is totally accident prone....ask his mother!!

Jason needs a time machine.---Hmm.....wonder where he needs to go in time....is he taking Elizabeth with him?

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE........

Jason needs to "shut his trap".---Hmmm......I see a common thread!!!