Friday, April 18, 2008

What does Jason need?

I've been reading a few blogs lately that have a little fun using Google search engine. What you do is put in your name and then the word "needs". So for my name I put in "Lynnea needs". The results were pitiful. My name is way too obscure. So I thought I would use my husband's (and J.J.'s "official") name. The results were hilarious......if you know my hubby you'll really laugh!! We also tried it with a few of my daughters' names. It's fun!!

Here are the results (in order) when we used: JASON NEEDS.......

Jason needs a Pismo. --- I have no idea what a Pismo is!! But it looks like a MacIntosh product...no thank-you!!

Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat.--- I really want to comment on this....but I won't. I will just say we really, really, really laughed at this one!!!

Jason needs to SHUT UP!!!----Again.....I want to be kind to my hubby, so "no comment"......but just too funny!!!

Jason needs to put on his shirt, overalls, shoes, and socks. ----I really don't think hubby owns a pair of overalls. But the rest he surely needs to put on!!

Jason needs Elizabeth beside him.----WHAT?? I asked him who Elizabeth was, and why in the world does he need HER beside him. NO RESPONSE!!

Jason needs a good slapping.----We were busting a gut by this time.

Jason needs to stop making her think he likes her if it's clear he doesn't.---Yes, he does.....don't string her along Jason....does this have anything to do with the Elizabeth chick?

Jason needs a ring.----No, not really....he doesn't like jewelry much.

Jason needs your micro-cash.---If that means just a little more money....then yes, he could use that.

Jason needs a helmet.----Yes, I agree with this whole heartedly. He is totally accident prone....ask his mother!!

Jason needs a time machine.---Hmm.....wonder where he needs to go in time....is he taking Elizabeth with him?

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE........

Jason needs to "shut his trap".---Hmmm......I see a common thread!!!

7 comments:

Donna said...

Lynnea - This was great! I loved it! Wasn't this fun?

Anonymous said...

I didn't think this was very funny!

Jason said...

Oh I guess t should say that Jason, lynneas husband was the anonymous post:)

Lynnea said...

Dearest Jason....I will use one of your own sayings--YOU LIE LIKE A RUG!!! I'm thankful we can laugh together!!

Anonymous said...

Ya think we needed to hear you were the anonymous post? Ha Ha

Jason's mom

The Mueller's said...

Hi Lynnea!
My name is Lynnea too and I am doing the google search thing for facebook and found your blog. How fun! I just glanced at it but saw a couple common threads - I'm a Christian Mom who WAS homeschooling...
I just had to share a hello to you! By the way, my blog address is lynneas-family.blogspot.com

Nea said...

Hello, found this amusingly (much like the previous post) by doing that same Google search. My name is Lynnea. You have an adorable son. :) Best of luck in your journey.

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